League Lineup

Nick @ Nite — Nick Schueler

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 76–54 (3rd all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 4.25
Average Season Finish: 6.42
Playoff Appearances: 6
Championships: 🏆🏆 (2014, 2019)

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 14,201 (6th all-time)
  • Points Against: 13,750 (7th all-time)
  • Point Differential: +451 (6th all-time)
  • Trades: 5

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: Consistently drafts well, holding one of the best long-term ADPs.
  • Weaknesses: Despite talent, underperforms at season’s end.
  • Fun Stat: Has the most balanced win/loss record ever — never more than 3 games above or below .500 in a season.

🏈 Ferullo’s Daddy — Ryan Rubin

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 80–50 (2nd all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 4.42
Average Season Finish: 5.08
Playoff Appearances: 9
Championships: 🏆🏆🏆 (2013, 2015, 2022)

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 21,003 (1st all-time)
  • Points Against: 19,124 (6th all-time)
  • Point Differential: +1,879 (1st all-time)
  • Trades: 12

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: True powerhouse — elite scoring, elite finishes, multiple rings.
  • Weaknesses: Rare down years stand out given their high standards.
  • Fun Stat: Holds the league record for largest single-season point differential.

🏈 Sex Panthers — Rob Gravina

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 71–64 (6th all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 4.08
Average Season Finish: 7.00
Playoff Appearances: 5
Championships: 0

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 20,600 (2nd all-time)
  • Points Against: 20,311 (10th all-time)
  • Point Differential: +290 (4th all-time)
  • Trades: 14

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: Drafting savant with top-notch rosters.
  • Weaknesses: Efficiency fades in playoffs; no titles despite production.
  • Fun Stat: Highest-scoring franchise with zero championships.

🏈 Sherry Bomb — Eddie Sherry

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 64–72 (9th all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 6.83
Average Season Finish: 7.50
Playoff Appearances: 4
Championships: 0

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 19,652 (7th all-time)
  • Points Against: 20,376 (12th all-time)
  • Point Differential: -724 (11th all-time)
  • Trades: 9

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: Resilient despite unlucky matchups.
  • Weaknesses: Worst “points against” in history makes success tough.
  • Fun Stat: Only team to never make a trade in a championship-contending year.

🏈 The Straw Hats — Chris Pottinger

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 66–70 (8th all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 6.21
Average Season Finish: 8.08
Playoff Appearances: 5
Championships: 🏆 (2021)

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 18,712 (10th all-time)
  • Points Against: 19,040 (8th all-time)
  • Point Differential: -328 (10th all-time)
  • Trades: 13

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: Mid-pack survivor that finally earned glory.
  • Weaknesses: Lifetime stats show inconsistency.
  • Fun Stat: 2021 title team is the lowest-scoring championship roster ever.

🏈 5th of Henny — Rob Hennings

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 58–78 (11th all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 5.09
Average Season Finish: 10.75
Playoff Appearances: 2
Championships: 0

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 18,118 (9th all-time)
  • Points Against: 17,609 (3rd all-time)
  • Point Differential: +510 (3rd all-time)
  • Trades: 10

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: Surprisingly strong differential compared to peers.
  • Weaknesses: Bad luck and poor conversion into wins.
  • Fun Stat: Only franchise with a positive differential and no titles.

🏈 Plumbing Paid For It — Steve Estelle

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 45–91 (12th all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 5.00
Average Season Finish: 11.67
Playoff Appearances: 0
Championships: 0

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 3,395 (12th all-time)
  • Points Against: 3,620 (1st all-time)
  • Point Differential: -225 (9th all-time)
  • Trades: 6

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: Good draft positions keep hope alive.
  • Weaknesses: Snake-bitten; no playoff appearances.
  • Fun Stat: Only team in league history with zero playoff berths.

🏈 Juice — Anthony Ferullo

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 92–46 (1st all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 6.62
Average Season Finish: 3.25
Playoff Appearances: 10
Championships: 🏆🏆 (2014, 2018)

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 20,230 (4th all-time)
  • Points Against: 20,083 (9th all-time)
  • Point Differential: +147 (6th all-time)
  • Trades: 17

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: League juggernaut — best record and dominance.
  • Weaknesses: Should arguably have more titles.
  • Fun Stat: More 10+ win seasons than any other team.

🏈 Jackson Liguars — Tyler Sousa

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 56–80 (10th all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 7.08
Average Season Finish: 9.83
Playoff Appearances: 3
Championships: 🏆 (2016)

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 19,040 (8th all-time)
  • Points Against: 20,042 (9th all-time)
  • Point Differential: -1,002 (12th all-time)
  • Trades: 8

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: Loves the upset factor.
  • Weaknesses: The worst differential in history.
  • Fun Stat: Most 30+ point losses in league history.

🏈 Sousa-Cide Squad — Jeremy Sousa

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 60–76 (9th all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 5.92
Average Season Finish: 8.42
Playoff Appearances: 4
Championships: 🏆 (2020)

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 18,847 (11th all-time)
  • Points Against: 18,419 (4th all-time)
  • Point Differential: +428 (2nd all-time)
  • Trades: 11

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: Consistently posts strong differential.
  • Weaknesses: Few playoff runs to capitalize.
  • Fun Stat: Second-best lifetime differential, only 1 ring.

🏈 X-Factor — The Commish

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 75–61 (4th all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 6.50
Average Season Finish: 5.00
Playoff Appearances: 8
Championships: 🏆🏆🏆 (2013, 2017, 2021)

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 21,004 (1st all-time)
  • Points Against: 19,895 (8th all-time)
  • Point Differential: +1,109 (1st all-time)
  • Trades: 18

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: Leads in scoring, differential, and rings.
  • Weaknesses: A couple of clunker years prevent undisputed GOAT status.
  • Fun Stat: Only team with 3 championships and the #1 scoring record.

🏈 Mr. BBC — Marvin Howard

Years in League: 12
Overall Record: 74–62 (5th all-time)
Average Draft Position (ADP): 6.15
Average Season Finish: 5.58
Playoff Appearances: 8
Championships: 0

All-Time Performance

  • Points For: 20,476 (3rd all-time)
  • Points Against: 19,580 (5th all-time)
  • Point Differential: +896 (2nd all-time)
  • Trades: 15

Franchise Identity

  • Strengths: Consistent regular-season success.
  • Weaknesses: The best team in history without a title.
  • Fun Stat: Holds the highest lifetime win total without a championship.