12th Men

2024: Ryan Rubin

Our 3x champ has finally come in 12th? what was it, drafting in a car in the mountains? Wife yapping in your ear with that southern twang? Just awful roster management? why not all 3! only way from here is up, god speed good sir.

2023: Marvin Howard

Marv was back with a vengeance this time around. 2nd ever 2x loser? that’s tough brother…..no surprise you caught up to hennings, 0 rings 2x hall of shame titles. ya’ll must really work together or something.

2022: Jeremy Sousa

Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy…the first that I can remember to sell his team for next season. we will have to see how that pans out. I’m thinking really good! I’m thinking it may start a trend of the future.

2021: Nick Schueler

Damn, the Loser bug finally bit the ring leader. Hey man at least you got to bail on Vegas & jello wrestle Rubin in January! (which was your punishment suggestion BTW). Anyway, you have 1 chip & 1 Loser title, seems even to me. gotta get another chip or forever be mediocre.

2020: Tyler Sousa

Tyler, this was unexpected. You are a perennial playoff contender, we have to hope this was a one off aberration. right? (Side Eye Emoji)

2019: Youdesh Murugesan (Deceased)

Was this a mistake? The kid preached how god mode he was at fantasy & he decided to trade away his first round pick & come in 12th place? Who let him in the league? (Sorry guys).

2018: Mike Horvath (Deceased)

What an absolute wet fart of a tenure in this league. in for 6 seasons, no fantasy finish higher than 4th & then he dipped because he’d rather cheat on his girlfriend & borrow money from his friends he doesn’t pay back, than play in the league, what a stooge.

2017: Marvin Howard

The first year of punishments & it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. That’s what you get for … you know!! Haha, I digress. But in all seriousness, Marv is the prettiest girl in the league.

2016: Rob Hennings

Deja Vu? No, just Hennings shitting his pants twice in a row. Tough look pal.

2015: Rob Hennings

Yeah, this checks out. Hennings choking, sounds about right.

2014: Stephen Fahnholz “The Commish”

Complete fluke of a season, I just wanted to show you that even the best can fall from grace. NEVER again. Book it.

2013: Brian Nowakoski (Deceased)

Another one bites the dust. 1 season in, 1 season in 12th place. Good bye, good try.

2012: Rob Schueler (Deceased)

Inaugural loser. Congrats on being the first worst participant in the league. Typically i am sad when someone leaves the league, but maybe this was deserved.